Chattes sex english
“I want to lick you from your hips to your toes.” Veux-tu essayer l’amour en levrette?
Wouldn’t it be awkward to yell “I am horny” to your French friend instead of “I eat in a dirty way? As unrealistic as it sounds, it actually happened to a friend of mine.
Pretty much everyone knows what it means (excluding our older grandparents perhaps).French learners often mistake “canard” and “connard”. You certainly think that “baiser” means “to kiss”, and that using that word would be really cute. While “un baiser” does mean “a kiss”, “baiser” used as a verb means “to f***”. Check out this article to learn the dos and don’ts of French greetings. In French though, “je suis chaude” (I’m hot said by a woman) means “I’m horny”.If you’re a woman and would like to say you’re hot, use “J’ai chaud” (lit : I have hot) instead.Unfortunately for you, “préservatif” is a faux-ami, one of several words whose meaning is radically different in French and in English despite being written almost the same way. “Chat” (cat) is one of the first words students usually learn in French. Used alone, it means you are tired, frustrated or angry. Whatever meaning you choose, remember that this word is extremely informal! Next time you want to say something sucks, say “c’est nul” (it’s lame) instead. You simply can’t say “je suis plein” in French, it sounds weird. But it remains pretty rare to use the word "AFAIK it's more a "modern" thing than anything else.
This triple play on words highlights the satirical elements of the poem and also sets up a comical tone.