Dating the older woman
Those were the ages of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore when the couple tied the knot last year, making their highly publicized May-December romance official.
The women like the flexibility and sense of adventure of their more spontaneous, younger companions, Tina B.
To put it another way -- if you thought your ex-girlfriend's wedding was awkward, imagine what it's like if you've performed a three-knuckle merengue in the bride's Sunday school teacher. On a scale of one to Lunacy, most cougars are "Bicycle Made of Babies." We're not slagging them. We're just saying don't let them get your home address.
If you can't protect yourself, you'd get safer kicks doing surgery at home to save money.
Cougars have become quite popular since the film American Pie minted the acronym "M. Anyone who's witnessed Spring Break knows when women decide to cut loose, they behave the way men only do in a particularly large prison riot. Those dames treat wait staff the way a Viking Berserker treats skulls.
After that dam broke, social disapproval could no longer protect our young men from sexy senior seductresses.
Older women offer a completely different skill set (you know what we mean) and have more life experience.